Masochist

I've missed taking the bar exam so much that I just emailed my bar exam tutor to tell him that I'm going to take the Texas bar exam in February 2013 and need him to tutor me again starting in January.
Omg.
Didn't I swear I would never do this again?
I've lost my mind.

15 weeks old today!

Guessing around 45 pounds.... Will know next week at 16 week shots. Growing like a weed. Sometimes I come home from work and I'm pretty sure he got taller while I was gone for the day.

He's a puppy pre-school All Star, doing pretty good walking on the leash, and sleeps and eats like a champ. He's gotten a LOT better about biting, thank God. He apparently thinks he is a cat and likes to lay on the back of the couch. Oh and Friday night he spent a solid 3 minutes admiring his reflection. Ha.
Took him to a park and let him play off leash for the first time this weekend... He was a little nervous at first but had a pretty good time.

Housebreaking is pretty much going to cause me to lose my mind, but it's really hard in a high rise so it's not his fault. I think I go through a roll of paper towels every day or two. Speaking of - why are paper towels so expensive?!? Maybe I'll set up a PayPal donation link for paper towels.

Guilty.

Stand by my original analysis, but wrong prediction.


And now his sentence: a lifetime of Jennifer Hudson weight watchers commercials on repeat.

Legally mandated breaks are a really tough concept

Background: A 30 minute break is required for every 6 hours of work.


Overheard:
"Wait, so, can't I just like, work from 8 to 2 and then leave at 2 and say that that's my break?"

Your Smart

A girl a couple years younger than me from my sorority posted on a social media site earlier tonight that she was officially hired by the Cook County State's Attorney's office to be an Assistant State's Attorney. An awesome and incredibly tough job to get.

And in her post announcing her good news she said:
"your looking at the newest Cook County Assistant State's Attorney!!!"


I just can't.