First of all - is there anything more terrifying than when you open up
your iphone and the camera is reversed and staring right back at your
face? omg.
Yesterday my roommate and I went to Petco to pick up a few things for his insane cat. She's sweet as can be but I'm not kidding, she's nuts. After watching several episodes of My Cat From Hell (not joking, we really did watch several of these) we realized that she's just bored and needs to be exercised/entertained. Why this never occurred to us before, I don't know. I'm not a cat person, I didn't know they needed to be exercised. I thought that was the whole point of a cat? It snuggles sometimes but generally wants to be left alone. Well not this cat.
So we bought a laser pointer and one of those feather on a stick things so we can exercise her without leaving the couch. Ah, America.
I also bought one of those running water fountain things because she has a running water fetish. I seriously have to kick her out and shut my bathroom door to brush my teeth.
Offff courseeeeee while we were there I had to just stop and see if there were any dog toys that caught my eye. And I know you're all shocked that I picked up the squeaky dinosaur. But c'mon how could I not?!
I also picked up a multicolored squeaky duck. And last week I might have picked up two collars. Maybe.
For a dog that isn't born yet.
Totally normal.
lmao at the camera thing. mine does that all the time and i'm like EWWWW.
ReplyDeleteTotally normal! You're just being a proactive, prepared dog parent.
ReplyDeleteAs to the iPhone camera issue, how about this: I grabbed my phone from a weird jacket pocket angle because I thought I heard it buzz... but no, I accidently answered a face-time call!! Ugh so not good.
ReplyDeleteA Preponderance of Fashion