There are never cute guys at the dog beach. Never.
And if there are, they're gay. Or married.
Until Friday. When there was a super cute guy at the dog beach. And it's not quite cold enough to require gloves yet, so I could see that he was sans wedding ring.
So OF COURSE I basically was dressed like a homeless person. OF COURSE.
Since my iphone is scratched and blurry, let me describe the above outfit for you.
Dirty disgusting brown uggs. (Nothing says 'you should date me' like Uggs in public!)(I know, I'm ashamed), Black Nike workout pants that don't quite go down far enough to meet the Uggs, so a lovely sliver of skin showing, orange hooded sweatshit, and red jacket.
Homeless chic is in, right?
Homeless chic is in, right?
I couldn't make out the leg situation....so when you described the nike pants that didn't quite meet the uggs I bursted out laughing. Well done...well done! ;) Dress up next time. I'm sure he will return.
ReplyDeleteOh, this is HOT.
ReplyDeleteI want to move to Illinois so I can be your friend.
ReplyDeleteAdda a Balenciaga bag, and you'd look like a really tall Olsen twin...
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that would make this better was if you hadn't shaved your legs in a while, so the one patch of bare leg was really hairy.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely hot. : )
the bit o' leg between the pants and the uggs is what puts it over the edge. Haha. Not quite homeless though, maybe walk of shame breakfast whilst still drunk? I think I've seen that look at a Waffle House before :)
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