Scene: Thursday night, 11:30 PM, coming home from babysitting, in the elevator of my building
Random Guy: "What do you do that you're just getting home?"
Me: "Well I work in a law office during the day but tonight I went straight to babysitting after work."
Random Guy: "Law office, huh? I hate lawyers. Just kidding! Some of my best friends are lawyers! I blame them all for Casey Anthony!"
Random Guy: [waiting for me to laugh]
Me: Death Stare
(Note: this story is not even slightly embellished)