Go Ahead, Blame Me.

Scene: Thursday night, 11:30 PM, coming home from babysitting, in the elevator of my building

Me: ::::Yawn::::

Random Guy: "What do you do that you're just getting home?"

Me: "Well I work in a law office during the day but tonight I went straight to babysitting after work."

Random Guy: "Law office, huh? I hate lawyers. Just kidding! Some of my best friends are lawyers! I blame them all for Casey Anthony!"

Random Guy: [waiting for me to laugh]

Me: Death Stare


(Note: this story is not even slightly embellished)