So while laying in bed trying to fall asleep tonight, I decided to check out my google analytics for the blog. (for you non bloggers - analytics is just a way to get information about who is reading your site, etc.)
I don't check them that often, but they're always good for a laugh...
In just the last 30 days:
- 31 separate people have gotten to my blog by googling "Legally Fabulous Real Name" .... as if I have a separate website where I list my name, address, phone number, social security number, and bank account information for you all to find me.
- 61 people have turned up here by googling "legally fabulous failed feb bar exam". Yes, yes I did. I also failed the July bar exam.
- a whole bunch of you got here by googling "going to fail the bar exam" and "MBE score needed in Illinois" and "bar exam anxiety"
Between the searches that have led some of your here, the comments you've left, and the e-mails I've gotten, I wish I could give you all a big ole Texas hug and buy you a cocktail.
Chin up kids, it'll all be over soon. I'll be saying a couple prayers for all of us... especially the unfortunate ones who are taking this shit for the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th times.
We've got just a couple of days left... now let's do like Tyson Chandler and send this one home.
Remember - the bar exam is like a best of 7 series.
You don't have to get every MBE question right. You can bomb an entire essay, and still pass.
You don't have to win the first four games in a row, although that will certainly get the job done.
Stick through the whole series, win just over half, and you're the world motherfucking champion.
Take Dat Wit Chew, Barzam takers.