me: i hate cover letters
Justine: i just want to be judged by my flawless face, big boobs, and winning personality
me: i agree.
Justine: J: cover letters are for ugly people
me: completely agree.
Lindsay: because i didn't do a cover letter for this job i now have
i will assume i am pretty
me: lol
me: you are correct
Lindsay: well good to know
i can put that on a dating profile once i start online dating
J: my dipshit friend just sent me an email asking if i could draft an application for a K1 visa for his stupid fucking mexican girlfriend to come up here and birth their bastard child
J: i was like "i am completely unqualified to do that"
me: my neck is sore.
me: my neck is sore.
Kevin: prob from whipping your hair last night at the bar.
I laughed so hard at this cover letter discussion! Can I just say A-Freaking-Men? I'm not a fan of writing cover letters and I've written plenty in just the last couple of days.
ReplyDeleteI'm a new follower, by the way! Found you through Dishy Decorator.
Love it. Esp the whipping your hair part! :)
ReplyDeleteAgreed on the cover letter business. they are a waste of time. Most people in HR toss them before passing the resume on...From what I have been told by people in HR! Ha
ReplyDeleteUM, I LAUGHED out loud over the K1 visa! haah
I did all the filing for my husband to come over from New Zealand (5 years ago), and he tells me I should do that now for other people as a job! I was like- HELL NO! I am not going to be responsible for bringing in more immigrants. I think one is plenty for my lifetime. thanks. And, because I am jaded and most people I know who marry immigrants end up in divorce...ha- I would judge myself for marrying an immigrant if I could! hahahaah
Bahahaha I am rolling.
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