My mom forwarded this to me a couple days ago and it's just too good not to share...
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to think of herself as confident and invincible.
No, wait. Sorry, I'm thinking of Vodka. That's what Vodka does.
Never mind.
Hahahahahahahaha.... This was great! Thanks Momma Fabulous!!
ReplyDeleteI love this.
ReplyDeleteLove it!! Thanks for the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteUntil I got to the end of this post, I had concerns that you fell off the deep end.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Love it. 'Tis true, 'tis true.
ReplyDeleteI DIED laughing when I read this... you're too awesome :)
ReplyDeletehahahah! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteSo funny! Am sharing this with my sister - sounds like her life philosophy. Hope you had a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteWith your permission, I just might have to re-post this.
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