Question: Why do people who have penises have such a difficult damn time loading a dishwasher?!
The fact that a person has a couple of balls really should NOT make it that hard to understand that Circulon cookware CAN NOT go in the dishwasher.
And while my current penis-toting roommate is definitely better than my old penis-toting roommate, they both SUCK at loading the dishwasher. (and I'm not just basing these statements on them). My old roommate? Bowls and cups, FACE UP, on the top shelf. HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT BOWL GOING TO GET CLEAN LIKE THAT?! And when you open the dishwasher and there are bowls full of water?! Ughhhhh. SO ANNOYING.
Namby is going to be guest blogging for me this week... maybe he can address this issue?
(waiting for a comment about Namby's penis in 5....4....)