Tuesday, July 27, 2010
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn’t people likes me
My name is The Namby Pamby and I am alcoholic. What? Wrong meeting? Whoops…
As all of you know, Legally Fab is presently sitting for the Illinois Bar Exam. (You may now commence your Hail Mary's, Oh S**** and other religious incantations).
She has asked me to take the reins from her for a day and I gladly accepted.
For those of you not familiar with the Bar Exam, it is a pleasant experience that has absolutely no stress involved whatsoever…if you have taken enough of the appropriate medications. It goes something like: (1) Enter your test room, (2) Check in, (3) Sit down, (4) Shut up, (5) Willingly submit to the cavity search, (6) Get your test booklets, (7) Begin the test and (8) Weep softly to yourself for the next 7 hours.
It's a treat, I assure you.
When I was done with the first day, I felt surprisingly good. Good enough to go out with one of my non-lawyer friends and get drunk. Before 7p.m.
If she is doing that tonight, we all know that she had a good first day.
Daisy will be in here tomorrow. Or at least this is what I have been led to believe. But for now, send good vibes to Chicago. And send supplies of alcohol, as we all know that LegallyFab will be out in force come tomorrow night.
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haha i started reading and read "i'm namby, i'm an alcoholic" and i'm thinking "yea no shit, tell me something i don't already know...."
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention to check that you turned your phone off 100 times prior to being in the room. Removed the battery from your phone and put it in a separate compartment in your bag. Because we all know that one guy who had his phone go off during the test and he was kicked out. And we all heard about that one guy who had the heart attack during the test. And do you think they still tell these stories? The worst thing about the bar exam for me was that I was at this big banquet table and my seat was directly straddling the ends of two tables. I was uncomfortable and banged the shit out of my knee the entire two days.
ReplyDeleteI cringe, I lived with someone who took the NC Bar, ya'll don't even come close to explaining how bad it actually is. Everyone has done their very best to try and explain it, but really it's just so beyond awful that there are no words. Good thoughts are certainly being sent to Chicago!
ReplyDeletewow. the bar exam is more than one day? terrible.
ReplyDeleteyou're lucky. after day 1 of the bar, i had to drive from albany to central jersey so that i could take two more days of testing from there... and when i was finally done, i had 3 phone calls from my bank telling me i bounced my rent check.
ReplyDeleteit was a GREAT time :p
Legally Fab~
ReplyDeleteStay strong, I'm Amie's friend Lola. Also taking the Illinois Bar. Also unable to use my hand. Not smart enough to call in guest bloggers. So, well done! And good luck!