Tuesday, July 27, 2010
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn’t people likes me
My name is The Namby Pamby and I am alcoholic. What? Wrong meeting? Whoops…
As all of you know, Legally Fab is presently sitting for the Illinois Bar Exam. (You may now commence your Hail Mary's, Oh S**** and other religious incantations).
She has asked me to take the reins from her for a day and I gladly accepted.
For those of you not familiar with the Bar Exam, it is a pleasant experience that has absolutely no stress involved whatsoever…if you have taken enough of the appropriate medications. It goes something like: (1) Enter your test room, (2) Check in, (3) Sit down, (4) Shut up, (5) Willingly submit to the cavity search, (6) Get your test booklets, (7) Begin the test and (8) Weep softly to yourself for the next 7 hours.
It's a treat, I assure you.
When I was done with the first day, I felt surprisingly good. Good enough to go out with one of my non-lawyer friends and get drunk. Before 7p.m.
If she is doing that tonight, we all know that she had a good first day.
Daisy will be in here tomorrow. Or at least this is what I have been led to believe. But for now, send good vibes to Chicago. And send supplies of alcohol, as we all know that LegallyFab will be out in force come tomorrow night.
at 2:24 PM