(caution - do not read if you are easily grossed out).
I came home from the library tonight.
I walked in, set my bag down, gave Elle a hug and a kiss, and asked her how her day was. Ya know, standard evening routine here at Casa de Fabulous. And as I'm petting her and telling her about my dayI look down and realize that her vagina. is bleeding.
Are you still with me here?
Yes. Her vagina. Is bleeding.
And YES - she is fixed. She got spayed when she was 10 months old. She has never gone into heat. BECAUSE SHE GOT SPAYED.
And her vagina? IT IS BLEEDING.
And I could go into way more detail than that if you want. I could even post a picture. But I think you get the gist.
If not, let me recap for you: Dog. Fixed. Bloody Box.
Because ya know, the bar exam isn't 12 days away. And I don't have anything to study. Or worry about. aldkfjasl;dfjkal;sdfadfjs.
(sidenote: I'm not like SUPER concerned about it. she's acting fine. it's not GUSHING blood. it's just... weird. and makes no sense. and wtf i'm supposed to be studying i don't have time to worry about this shit?)