So my mom kept texting me Thursday and Friday to tell me to check the mail because there was a package coming from Texas.
I got a package from her last week but figured maybe it was just more sweet tarts, smarties (they make you smart!) and Starbucks gift cards (study diet of champs!).
Saturday night I got home from the library and checked the mail to find a small package in my mailbox.
The package was addressed to "[legally fabulous] and Elle Woods"
(yeah, being a kooky dog lady runs in the family)
In the package: Holy Water.
And a note:"this is for your mind and Elle's body. XO, mom"
I was like ohhh ok thanks mom... ?
Uhhh. WTF Do I do with Holy Water?!
So yesterday I'm texting with Just Lovely Katherine and I was like "yeahhh I don't really know what I'm supposed to do with it? I'm probably going to mix it with vodka and chug it."
Then I came home from the library tonight, and saw that Elle peed on the two things that were laying on my bed: my MPQ vol 2 book (bar exam practice questions for you non bar takers) and the holy water package.
With Holy Water still inside.
That's a BAD sign if I've ever seen one.
(Dear God - I'm sorry about the vodka joke. I wouldn't REALLY have chugged the Holy Water. Oh and I'm also sorry for the jokes I made in my head to myself during the reading about Sodom and Gomorrah at Mass on Saturday. Please don't strike me down. Xoxo, LF)