Team Names and Outfits

So my friend Brad just gchats me and is like "I'm sending you a list of possible team names for our flip cup team, I need you to pick one because no one can make a damn decision."
So of course I'm like "send it my way, I will decide"

Backstory - apparently there is a big flip cup tournament in boystown on Saturday. Benefitting AIDS or something. I don't know the details. So a lot of teams have been formed, etc. 5 of my gay friends are on a team together, and our friend Eric's mom is on their team too, since she was coming in town this weekend. She is from a small town in northern Michigan (like he had never seen a black person before he went to college, small). She has been texting him for like the last month that she's been "practicing" her flip cup skills so she can be a good team member.
Sidenote - if you don't know what flip cup is we can not be friends any longer. figure it out.

So here is the e-mail:

From: Eric
Sent: Thursday 4:14 PM
To: Eric's mom, Brad, Mike, T, Justin
Subject: Flip Cup Team Names and Outfits! (Legally Fabulous note: obvs they're concerned with their outfits)


Hey Team, We gotta come up with something. We can't let "Buck fuddies" be the most stylish! Any ideas?


(mom, be sure to hit reply all!) (LF note: this is awesome)

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From Brad
Sent: Thursday, 4:28 PM
To: Eric, Eric's mom, Mike, T, Justin
Subject: RE: Flip Cup Team Names and Outfits!


1. Clue Cocks Clam
2. Cockasians
3. Vibration Station
4. High Klass
5. Scoregasm
6. Fliptastica
7. JTT (Just The Tip)
8. Bull Dykers

Just a few ideas... I swear I'm busy working but is it 5oclock yet?!

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From: Brad
To: Legally Fabulous
Sent: Friday, 10:29 AM


Eric's mom wrote:

5 weenies and a vag

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So obviously I am HOWLING laughing at my desk as I read this e-mail, and I immediately had to share.

I said I thought Cockasians was the best, but I also really like 5 weenies and a vag.
p.s. how jealous are you guys at the thought of someone's mom being on their AIDS benefit flip cup team with a phallic homosexual name? Cool mom.