Friday mornings on g-chat

Friday mornings on g-chat are hilarious...
mostly because all of my degenerate friends are at work and hungover as hell/ still drunk from Thursday night.

First g-chat I get this morning when I arrive at work is from my friend C, who has been a good friend since high school:

C: email from a coworker this morning about the bar last night...

"Who was your friend with the glasses?"

"I just noticed you had like many sketchy interactions with him."

"You guys would just like nudge each other and then wiggle in unison."

"I thought maybe he was deaf and that's how you got him goin'"

 

me: HAHAHAH

omg

 Sent at 9:43 AM on Friday

from The Namby Pamby

TNP: my head hurts

me: lol

i bet it does

TNP: my body hurts

not a good day

 

 

And from my friend Brad - (fyi for non-chicagoans gibsons is a really nice steakhouse, which makes the story even better)

me: how was last night?

Brad: mess

Brad: went to Gibsons got messy as hell with one of Justins Vendors

me: nice!

Brad: oh wait, got kicked out of gibsons before dinner so we had to eat at Tavern on Rush lol

me: lol

 

 

Oh and let's not forget this text message I got at 7:45 am:

"ugh I hate when the same doorman is there when you get home from the bar and when you leave 6 hours later for work"

nudging and wiggling in unison on my last day of work,

Legally Fab