A recap of the week - 140 characters at a time

I realize that some of you aren't on twitter, so I've decided to do a little recap of all the funnies that you missed. Oh, and if you are on twitter and you're not following me? You're missing out. Follow me.

Without further ado:

-  If you're over the age of 5 and special order at McDonald's, you need your ass kicked.

- "there's something about the springtime that makes me want to choke bitches. And the CTA. And work. It's a perfect storm." -T

- "omg that guy is so creepy... I feel like he murdered someone in Texas and THAT'S why he moved to Chicago" ... PEEING MY PANTS

- I just tried to take a picture of Elle Woods with her nose in my wine glass and she got up and walked away. WHOSE DOG IS THIS?

- "I need an opinion, and I know you have lots" - subject of email i just got from college friend hahhahah

- "the median score on the last assignment was 8.5 out of 20" uhhhh what?

- I'm finishing law school just like I started it: totally unprepared

- In my gym clothes at court. Is this proper court room attire?

- Oh whatup last day of law school EVER tomorrow.

- "It's CHEESE, it's not LIFE OR DEATH!" - @kevin_neal to Elle lol

- officially completed my Junior league associate requirements - yay!
- The bitch at work that I hate just called me by the completely wrong name. I have worked here for 4 months. I want to cut her.
- I don't know who this bitch is but I bet I can sing a song about her"
- "oh my God, Justin Bieber's uglier, sluttier lesbian sister is here!"




Cracking up re-reading this stuff... what a week!