As I was SCRAMBLING to get the pretrial memorandum finished for my last. class. ever. (SQUEEEE!!!!), this g-chat was taking place
(C = one of my law school friends who is gay (how do I always befriend gay men wherever I go?))
me: i am doing this pretrial memorandum
i've never written more BS
C: for what?
me: matrimonial drafting
this is my last f'ing law school class EVER
I DON'T CARE
C: why would you take that you arent getting married.
you are a gay man
me: true
people like you and me, C, we can't get married.
And yesterday morning I got an e-mail from a college friend: -
subject: I need an opinion, and I know you have lots.
and inside the e-mail?
ooo . . . my new hobby is perusing the wedding websites that I am
being dragged to with S's friends . . .
And I think these wedding websites are SO tacky. Do you agree? Or am I bitch?
Bahahahaha... there is nothing I love more than perusing pics of ugly weddings. So yes, I agree. And I guess we're both bitches?
(I would love to link you to these sites, but I am not THAT bitchy. sorry)
yay! No more law school! Just the bar exam and a life of slaving away in the practice of law!
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But in all seriousness, congrats. Live it up now before you have to buckle down. Also, you don't REALLY have to be hardcore until after July 4 weekend. Even then, I'm pretty sure I had at least one cocktail a night. But I may be an alcoholic.
Yayyy! Congrats on finishing! You and I could literally be the best of friends, we have the exact sense of sarcasm and humor!
ReplyDeleteSo happy for you now that you're done with school! I'm with Faux Trixie, I always had at least one drink a night that summer I took the bar. And whatever you do, do not study the weekend before the test. Enjoy this time now! Yay!
ReplyDeleteLF~Congratulations on completing your last law school class ever!!! Woo-hoo. I'm so happy for you but crazy jealous too! I can't frickin' wait (8 more months for me), so I can only imagine how excited you must feel! Woo-hoo.....
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