Monday, December 14, 2009

Poor, poor endangered species

It's 2:15 AM.
I just chugged a redbull.
I'm still plugging away at this take home final.
Progress is slow, but steady.

I have just reached question #4, which is an essay about my client who was indicted for engaging in an unnatural sex act with a federally protected endangered species.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

How does anyone expect me to take this seriously?!?!!?!?

6 comments:

  1. Maybe the best answer would be 'I wouldn't take this client - it wouldn't be in my best interest!'

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  2. that might be the best exam question I've ever read- sounds like the plot of a boston legal episode.

    at least you've probably never gotten, "please describe and support your predictions concerning the state of international law in 2020" word limit: 1000. This was the entire grade. insanity.

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  3. OMG I love bizarro fact patterns. We had some in our family law final that had the entire exam room doing the quiet giggle thing.

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  4. HAHHAAA! love the rediculousness of school....

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  5. i pretty much love that exam question.
    and am mildly bitter that my law school isn't as creative.

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