A non-law school related post for you...

Because contrary to what I blog about here, law school finals are NOT consuming my life.
(They're just consuming the lives of all my friends, so I feel compelled to write about the funny things they say).
Those of you who follow me on twitter already heard the first part of this story.

My friend Jason is am ER doctor. He is gay. ER doctors have great stories. Gay ER doctors have even better stories. (Yes, he REALLY DID have a patient with his dick stuck in his zipper. That poor, poor guy who not only got his dick stuck in his zipper, but had to go to the emergency room and get the gay doctor on call. HILARIOUS.)
Jason has a gay friend who is an ice skater on tour throughout Europe. (first of all - is there anything MORE GAY than a gay ice skater on tour in Europe?! If there is, I certainly can't think of it).
Jason has taken a couple days off from work and flew to Amsterdam to visit his friend, the ice skater. He was on g-chat this afternoon and of course I chatted him immediately (what?! Did you think I was studying?! No.).

Jason: i did see quite a few tits today

me: hahahah

how did that make you feel?

Jason: lol

weird.

they would finger me over to their window

and i just giggled

So if you were wondering what it's like to be a gay man in the Red Light District... there you have it.