I just had the following text conversation with my brother (keep in mind I haven't spoken to my brother since I visited him in September and this text was totally out of nowhere).
Brother: "Pressure our parents to get us Mavs tickets for next week with me sissy."
Me: "For when? I need to be pressuring them to give me money to pay my bills."
Brother: "I swear our family and the goddamn financially driven negativity... Makes me sick."
Brother: "Sell Elle's organs on the black market. You should be able to get a good price, seeing as she's large."
Me: "Not a bad idea..."
Me: "For when? I need to be pressuring them to give me money to pay my bills."
Brother: "I swear our family and the goddamn financially driven negativity... Makes me sick."
Brother: "Sell Elle's organs on the black market. You should be able to get a good price, seeing as she's large."
Me: "Not a bad idea..."
Hilarious.
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