Columbus is an amazing time. We definitely encountered some asshole fans, but for the most part people were SO nice. I was pleasantly surprised.
The highlight of the weekend was definitely when some fan started talking shit to us after the game, outside the stadium.
We had just sat and watched our team get MURDERED 30-0 in the POURING rain (seriously ya'll... MONSOON), and this guy comes up to us and starts talking shit out of nowhere. Keep in mind we have three former UofI football players with us (not small dudes), and WE ALREADY LOST THE GAME.
So this guy comes up and literally starts screaming and is like "fuck you. when was your last National Championship? Illinois fucking sucks" etc etc etc.
Basically he was trying to start shit with us (promise, no one said a word to him!), and most of us walked off but one of the guys (who was on the team that went to the Rose Bowl) went up to him and was like "really? I played in the Rose Bowl. What's the last Big 10 football game YOU played in?!" (+1 for him). So I walked over to the guy and was like dude shut up to the OSU fan, trying to get my friend to let it go and leave, and the OSU fan (who is being held back by his friends at this point as my friends girlfriend is pulling him back) and the OSU fan says:
"get the fuck out of Columbus, and while you're at it,
TAKE YOUR WHORE BACK TO WHORE ISLAND!"
(in reference to me)
It's sad that a few bad apples can ruin the whole bunch, but don't worry, even if it was a decent human being that had said it, it wouldn't have ruined my weekend. In all honesty, it probably just added to it because it was SO funny.TAKE YOUR WHORE BACK TO WHORE ISLAND!"
(in reference to me)
Seriously, I couldn't have made that up. It was the FUNNIEST shit I've ever heard. I can't imagine ever being offended by anyone saying that to me because it is just SO ridiculous, but the fact that this was an Ohio State fan WEARING JORTS (yes, a guy wearing jean shorts told me to go back to whore island), it was even less than not offensive. It was just plain hilarious.
So that is just one of the highlights from my weekend in Columbus... Only me, right?
Hope everyone had a good Monday and has a good week.
XOXO,
A whore from Whore Island
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ReplyDeleteben told me to delete that. he said i sounded like a "raging bitch" haha.
ReplyDeletehahahaha omg. so funny. Fine, you go back to Raging Bitch Island and I'll stay here on Whore Island.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Whore Island! That's hilarious! Seriously I would have probably laughed in that guy's face. Good comeback, dude, what are you, 12?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to remember that one...
I left an award for you on my blog!
It sounds like a world in Super Mario Land.
ReplyDeleteWhore Island huh? lol I know that place....i think i vacationed there a few times back in 07. lmao So glad you had an eventful weekend ;)
ReplyDeleteUm...he seriously used that line...and he was wearing jorts!! THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!
ReplyDeleteBWHAHAHAA. I love it. Oh Columbus keeping it klassy once again. I'm so glad that you enjoyed your time in my (former) city and didn't get razzed too much by the OSU fans. Typically the younger and/or more hilljack the fan the worse they act. Although I've gotta give the guy points for the "whore island" comment, that is amazing. Happy Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteI heart college football.
ReplyDeleteAnd what do you want to bet that OSU fan probably didn't even go to college. :)
No Sara you're totally right.... I would bet 100 bucks that that guy didn't go to college AT ALL, and if he did, he definitely didn't go to OSU.
ReplyDeleteThree days later and I'm still laughing about it. Ha.
oh my word! I think i would have been speechless!!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious, and disturbing. Why is it when men dont like something about women they do right to our sexuality to offend us????
ReplyDeleteWhore island - isnt that vegas?
Gotta love a dude who busts out the Anchorman, even if he's a drunken ass. Ah ha
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