I edited my last post to fix the Freudian slip that Katherine caught:
In reference to flats, I wrote "Christ hates them because he says men hate them and women should be in heels."
HAHAHA. Obviously I meant to write that CHRIS hates flats, not Jesus.
Katherine is right. I've never seen that in the Bible. Ha.
Also - why does my last post look so weird? The bottom of the post overlapped onto the previous post. Annoying!