Lorena Bobbitt

Okay so I accidentally got a little tipsy tonight after class and missed Oprah (I know you're all shocked that I was drinking instead of doing something I said I was going to or was supposed to do, whooopsies)

but anyway, so I was reading about the whole lorena bobbitt thing on oprah's website earlier... :

"In the early '90s, a young couple from Virginia was involved in a story that many people will never forget. In June 1993, 24-year-old Lorena Bobbitt became known as the woman who cut off her husband's penis with a carving knife."

Based on that sentence alone I have a couple things to say:
1) I've been cheated on. I'd cut the assholes penis off too. He more than likely deserved it. Does that make me crazy? Probably. But I've never claimed to NOT be crazy.
2) 24 YEARS OLD. I turn 24 in one week (May 1st... email me at legallyfabulous1@gmail.com if you'd like my address to send presents!! j/k. . . . sort offfff). 16 years ago when this happened i thought it was some old and mature woman. i am about to be 24. i am neither old nor mature.
3) it was a carving knife? who knew?! of course i was 8 years old at the time, so I don't think details were very pertinent to me.



p.s. in other exciting news the boy that i've had a crush on for a while g-chatted me today!!! I'm not getting my hopes up about anything coming of it, but still... that's something to get excited about for today, right?
p.p.s. - today was my last day of classes as a 2L!!! WHOOOO!!!!

i promise to watch the show at a later date and tell you guys all about it!