Dear Michigan State,
Thanks for being an embarassment to the Big 10 and providing me with the worst National Championship game I've ever seen.
Really? How fabulous is it to be drunk 5 days in a row? You are not in college anymore. Grow up.
But I really like to drink? And drinking is a lot more fun than reading for class or studying or working out or cleaning my condo or acknowledging that I'm a law student.
K, that's all for now. See you tomorrow. I'll be sober. Promise.